Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
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Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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