I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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