Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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