do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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