And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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