Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
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I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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