Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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