just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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