I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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