You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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