I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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