Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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