Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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