I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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