hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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