Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
