love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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