I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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