Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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