sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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