He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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