Pregnant stripper...not hot.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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