Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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