im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
do nipples grow back?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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