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(303): View more from Colorado

these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup

(303): View more from Colorado

now he is talking to a potato

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(301): View more from Maryland

I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....

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(336): View more from North Carolina

This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.

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(407): View more from Florida

This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....

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