Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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