Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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