I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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