I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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