Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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