just tell him i said nine months
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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