Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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