just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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