Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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