Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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