Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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