just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Randomize
