I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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