problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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