The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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