it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
tell me about the eggs
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
