i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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