did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
