I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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