...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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