How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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