if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
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