I want to walk on stilts...naked
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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