its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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