guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
pray to the hookup gods
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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