I must be too annoying 4 u.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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