If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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