We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
