im drinking this country out of the recession.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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